TLDR;
The Sorta Stupid crew reviews "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" and "Jurassic World: Dominion", discussing plot points, character decisions, and overall enjoyment. They appreciate the action and callbacks to previous movies, while also pointing out some of the films' absurdities and plot holes. They also discuss the upcoming fourth movie.
- The crew discusses the Jurassic World trilogy and their expectations for the new movie.
- They analyze the characters' decisions and the overall plot of the movie.
- They share their opinions on the movie's action sequences and visual effects.
Intro [0:00]
The Sorta Stupid crew introduces themselves and express their excitement to watch and review the Jurassic World movies. They joke about their ages and their anticipation for the dinosaur action.
Jurassic World [0:33]
The crew discusses the premise of "Jurassic World," highlighting the concept of a functional dinosaur theme park and the potential dangers of genetic engineering. They talk about the creation of a new, genetically modified dinosaur called Indominus Rex, and the risks associated with it. They also touch on the commercial motivations behind creating new dinosaurs, and the lack of respect for the potential consequences.
Trailer Analysis and Initial Reactions [4:15]
The group analyzes the trailer, commenting on the improved camera quality and the return of familiar characters. They discuss the logistics of operating a dinosaur park, including the long lines and the potential for dinosaur escapes. They also discuss the character of Claire Dearing, played by Bryce Dallas Howard, and her role in the park's operations.
Plot Points and Character Decisions [7:56]
The crew discusses the plot, including Claire's role as an aunt, the introduction of new characters, and the escape of the Indominus Rex. They question the decisions made by the characters, such as the decision to use non-lethal weapons against the dinosaur, and the lack of security measures in place.
Indominus Rex Abilities and Park's Downfall [12:13]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's unique abilities, such as thermal camouflage and intelligence, and how these abilities contribute to the park's downfall. They also discuss the park's focus on profits over safety, and how this ultimately leads to disaster.
Helicopters and Claire's Heels [11:35]
The group jokes about the unreliability of helicopters and Claire's impractical choice of footwear for a dinosaur emergency. They also discuss the potential for the park to shut down if it starts losing money.
Owen Grady's Introduction and Raptor Training [13:07]
The crew discusses the introduction of Owen Grady, played by Chris Pratt, and his relationship with the velociraptors. They talk about the military's interest in using dinosaurs as weapons, and the ethical implications of this. They also discuss the different viewpoints within the park, and the conflict between science and profit.
Raptor Control and Dinosaur Betting Zoo [15:37]
The group discusses Owen's ability to control the raptors, and whether or not he genuinely has control over them. They also discuss the concept of a dinosaur betting zoo, and the potential for corporate sponsorships in the park.
Claire's Character Arc and Owen's Bungalow [16:59]
The crew discusses Claire's character arc, and how she transitions from a career-focused woman to a more compassionate and caring person. They also discuss Owen's down-to-earth lifestyle, and how it contrasts with the extravagance of the park.
Dinosaur Behavior and Chris Pratt's Character [18:24]
The group discusses the behavior of the dinosaurs, and how they are portrayed as both animals and monsters. They also discuss Chris Pratt's character, and how he is similar to his character in Guardians of the Galaxy.
The Sinking and Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs [19:33]
The group discusses the scene where the teenagers are attacked by a genetically engineered dinosaur in the water. They also discuss the ethics of creating new dinosaurs, and the potential consequences of playing God.
Tracking and Containment [20:55]
The group discusses the tracking and containment of the Indominus Rex, and how the park's security measures fail to prevent its escape. They also discuss the intelligence of the dinosaur, and how it is able to outsmart the park's staff.
The Escape and the Chase [21:48]
The group discusses the escape of the Indominus Rex and the subsequent chase. They question the characters' decisions, such as running instead of hiding, and the effectiveness of the park's security measures.
Camouflage and the Gas Trick [22:51]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's ability to camouflage and the scene where a character pours gas on himself to hide from the dinosaur. They also discuss the dinosaur's color and whether or not it is actually white.
The Aftermath and the Rescue [24:11]
The group discusses the aftermath of the attack and the rescue efforts. They question the characters' decisions, such as going back into the cage, and the lack of communication between the characters.
The Safari and the Teenagers [25:10]
The group discusses the scene where the teenagers are on a safari and are attacked by the Indominus Rex. They also discuss the teenagers' reactions to the situation, and how they are portrayed as being immature and irresponsible.
Intelligence and Non-Lethal Weapons [25:59]
The group discusses the intelligence of the Indominus Rex and the use of non-lethal weapons against it. They also discuss the importance of listening to experts and not underestimating the dinosaur's abilities.
The Tracker and Camouflage [26:48]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's ability to remove its tracker and camouflage itself. They also discuss the dinosaur's hunting techniques and how it is able to ambush its prey.
Evacuation and the M134 [28:00]
The group discusses the decision to evacuate the island and the debate over whether or not to use lethal force against the Indominus Rex. They also discuss the character who wants to use an M134 minigun to kill the dinosaur.
The Park and the Nature of Money [28:23]
The group discusses the park's priorities and how they are focused on making money rather than protecting people. They also discuss the character who is more concerned about the park than the safety of the guests.
Tree Frogs and Gaps in the Genome [29:04]
The group discusses the science behind the creation of the Indominus Rex and the use of tree frog DNA to fill in the gaps in the genome. They also discuss the philosophical implications of playing God and creating new species.
Chaos and Normality [29:41]
The group discusses the concept of chaos and normality, and how it is subjective. They also discuss the character who is trying to understand the nature of the Indominus Rex and its place in the world.
The Gyro Sphere and the Handgun [30:05]
The group discusses the scene where the kids are in the gyro sphere and are attacked by the Indominus Rex. They also discuss the character who fires a 50 caliber handgun at the glass of the gyro sphere.
The Nephews and the Off-Roading [30:30]
The group discusses the nephews and their decision to go off-roading in the gyro sphere. They also discuss the durability of the gyro sphere and whether or not it is actually indestructible.
Pinball and the Phone [31:42]
The group discusses the scene where the Indominus Rex is playing pinball with the gyro sphere. They also discuss the character who is trying to pick up the phone to call for help.
The Jaw and the Jump [32:31]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's powerful jaw and the scene where the characters have to jump out of the gyro sphere to avoid being eaten. They also discuss the reflexes of the older kid and his ability to think through the situation.
T-Rex on Steroids and DNA [33:25]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's enhanced abilities and the different types of DNA that were used to create it. They also discuss the dinosaur's ability to see thermal and camouflage itself.
Playing God and the Grippers [33:53]
The group discusses the ethical implications of playing God and creating new species. They also discuss the Indominus Rex's "grippers" (claws) and how they are used to kill its prey.
The Killings and the Food Chain [34:17]
The group discusses the Indominus Rex's killing spree and how it kills for sport rather than for food. They also discuss the dinosaur's place in the food chain and whether or not it is beyond that.
Jimmy Fallon and the Gyro Sphere [35:10]
The group jokes about being stuck in a gyro sphere with Jimmy Fallon and having to listen to him talk all the time.
Shut Up and the Jungle Outfit [35:24]
The group discusses the characters who won't shut up and the scene where Claire changes into her "jungle outfit." They also discuss the different languages that men and women speak.
The Original Park and the Dork Pack [36:19]
The group discusses the possibility that the new park was built on top of the original park. They also discuss the character who has a "dork pack" and how it comes in handy.
Helicopters and Cruise Ships [37:26]
The group discusses the lack of an ultimate measure to kill the Indominus Rex and the lack of cruise ships to evacuate the island. They also discuss the logistics of evacuating 20,000 people from the island.
Jeep vs. On Foot and the Gun [39:01]
The group discusses whether it would be safer to be in a Jeep or on foot during the evacuation. They also discuss the character who has a gun and whether or not it would be effective against the Indominus Rex.
Roots and Peekaboo [39:48]
The group discusses Claire's roots and the scene where the Indominus Rex says "Peekaboo." They also discuss the character who is flying the helicopter and whether or not they are qualified to do so.
Aim and Chaos [41:02]
The group discusses the bad aim of the characters in the movie and how they cause chaos. They also discuss the helicopter crash and the death of the pilot.
Flying Raptors and the Counter [41:51]
The group discusses the flying raptors and the counter that shows how many people are left on the island. They also discuss the boats that could have been used to evacuate the island.
Open the Gate and the Buffet [42:46]
The group discusses the decision to open the gate and let the people in, and how it turns the island into a buffet for the dinosaurs. They also discuss the character who tries to run off with the margaritas.
Jimmy Buffett and the Militarization of Dinosaurs [43:24]
The group discusses the character who is carrying the margaritas and whether or not it is Jimmy Buffett. They also discuss the militarization of dinosaurs and the character who is smiling as people are being ripped apart.
Morgana and the Whiplash [44:11]
The group discusses the death of the character Morgana and the brutal way in which she is killed. They also discuss the whiplash that she experiences and the actress who plays her.
The Boop and the Sexual Tension [45:07]
The group discusses the scene where Claire boops the Indominus Rex's nose and the sexual tension between her and Owen. They also discuss the character who is playing God and the absolute grippers (claws) of the Indominus Rex.
Dino Lord and the Raptors [45:47]
The group discusses Owen's nickname, "Dino Lord," and his relationship with the raptors. They also discuss the character who wants to use the raptors as weapons.
Trample and Culture [46:15]
The group discusses the state of American culture and how it has been ruined by the internet. They also discuss the days when people would trample each other for a deal at Walmart on Black Friday.
Bite His Face Off and the Mother Head [46:45]
The group discusses the character who wants the raptors to bite the bad guy's face off. They also discuss the arrival of the "mother head" (the T-Rex) and how it is going to save the day.
Easy Blue and Nickelback [47:17]
The group discusses the character who is trying to control the raptors and the music that they are listening to. They also joke about Nickelback and their song "Photograph."
Heels and Combat Game [47:40]
The group discusses Claire's heels and how she is still wearing them in the middle of a dinosaur attack. They also discuss her "combat game" and how she is ready to fight.
Dino Fights and Breakout [48:25]
The group discusses the dino fights and how they are the best part of the movie. They also discuss the breakout and how it is the most chaotic part of the movie.
Blue and Delta [48:49]
The group discusses the raptors Blue and Delta and which one they think will win the fight. They also discuss Owen's relationship with the raptors and how they respect him.
Boyfriend's a Badass and $7 Soda [49:22]
The group discusses Claire's boyfriend and how he is a badass. They also discuss the $7 soda and how expensive it is.
Bow to Indominus and Part Raptor [49:59]
The group discusses the possibility that the raptors will bow to the Indominus Rex and start working for it. They also discuss the fact that the Indominus Rex is part raptor.
Set the Forest on Fire and the Shark [50:49]
The group discusses the character who sets the forest on fire and the fact that the Indominus Rex is part T-Rex, raptor, tree frog, and cuttlefish. They also joke about adding a shark to the mix.
Business Proposal and Imprinted Their Homies [51:28]
The group discusses the character who made the business proposal to militarize the raptors. They also discuss the fact that the raptors imprinted on Owen.
Rocket Launcher and Barbecue [51:52]
The group discusses the character who uses a rocket launcher on one of the raptors and whether or not she is still alive. They also discuss the fact that the raptor is barbecue.
Teleport Coming and GG [52:30]
The group discusses the scene where a character tries to jump in the car while a dinosaur is chasing them. They also discuss the character who gets eaten and say "GG" (good game).
Side Project and There's a Boat [53:18]
The group discusses the character who says that their "side project" is about to get shot in the arm. They also discuss the fact that there is a boat and that they are going to get everyone off the island.
Boyfriend and Friend Zone [53:38]
The group discusses the character who says that she has a boyfriend and the character who gets friend zoned. They also discuss the show New Girl and how they need to watch it.
Splicing Dinos and Omnivores [54:12]
The group discusses the decision to start splicing dinos and how it was a bad idea. They also discuss the possibility of only having omnivores in the park.
Three-Headed Snake and Badass Woman [54:49]
The group discusses the three-headed snake and the character who is called a "badass woman." They also discuss the fact that Blue has been eyeing Owen the whole time.
Kill Zone and Papa [55:39]
The group discusses the scene where the characters are funneled into the kill zone. They also discuss the character who says "Papa" and how he is talking to Owen.
More Teeth and the Fanny Pack [57:43]
The group discusses the character who says "More teeth" and the character who is wearing a fanny pack. They also discuss the scene where the T-Rex saves the day.
Territorial and Easy to Get Out [58:44]
The group discusses the fact that the T-Rexes are territorial and that it was easy to get out of Paddock 9. They also discuss the fact that the Indominus Rex is part T-Rex.
Going Out Like a Bitch and Get Her Ass [59:24]
The group discusses the fact that the T-Rex is going out like a bitch and how they need to get her ass. They also discuss the fact that Blue is working together with the T-Rex.
Dap It Up and Anatomy Park [1:00:11]
The group discusses the possibility of the raptor and the T-Rex dapping it up. They also discuss the Rick and Morty episode "Anatomy Park" and whether or not it was based on Jurassic Park.
Nick Miller and the T-Rex [1:01:32]
The group discusses the character Nick Miller and how he saved the day. They also discuss the fact that there is still a T-Rex on the loose.
Divorced and a Baby Hit Me [1:01:56]
The group discusses the fact that the characters are getting divorced and the scene where a baby hits Owen. They also discuss the fact that it is always about having kids in the end.
Helicopters and I Am Queen [1:02:50]
The group discusses the character who says "Keep your helicopters out of here" and how she is like "I am queen." They also discuss the PTSD that the characters will have and how it is time for T-Rex summer.
End Credit Scene and Fallen Kingdom [1:03:14]
The group discusses whether or not there is an end credit scene and the name of the second movie, "Fallen Kingdom." They also discuss the possibility of an underwater dino movie.
Titanic and Nublau [1:04:20]
The group discusses the possibility that the Titanic was taken out by one of the big water dinosaurs. They also discuss the island Nublau and how it is getting flooded.
Swim Areas and Indominus Rex [1:05:02]
The group discusses the swim areas and how they always thought that they kept sharks in the cages underneath the water. They also discuss the Indominus Rex and how it just comes back to life.
Tracking and Storm [1:06:02]
The group discusses the tracking of the dinosaurs and the fact that it is always storming on a tropical island. They also discuss the little dudes (Compsognathus) and how they are back.
Green and Fishing [1:06:55]
The group discusses the scene where the light turns green and the character is cooked. They also discuss the scene where the dinosaur is fishing and how it is starting to get so much darker than the other ones.
Climb and Helicopter [1:07:44]
The group discusses the scene where the character is trying to climb and the fact that the dinosaur didn't take the helicopter with it. They also discuss how big the dinosaur is.
Worst Enemy and New Blur [1:08:19]
The group discusses how we are our own worst enemy and the fact that they just let the dinosaur out. They also discuss the design that Silky made and the fact that the island's long dormant volcano has been reclassified as active.
Genetic Power and Change [1:09:11]
The group discusses the genetic power that has been unleashed and how it is going to spread around the globe. They also discuss the fact that change is like death and that you don't know what it looks like until you're standing at the gates.
Paleoinarian and iPhone [1:09:52]
The group discusses the paleoinarian and the fact that not everyone can afford to spend their life savings. They also discuss the iPhone and how it is not a bad guy.
Government Involvement and the Lockwood Estate [1:10:24]
The group discusses the government involvement in the privately owned venture and the Lockwood estate. They also discuss the father of Jurassic Park and how they have created.
Sorna and He Lie [1:11:09]
The group discusses the island Sorna and the character Eli, who they think is lying. They also discuss the old man in the wheelchair and how he is totally going to die.
Dino Lord and Donut Lord [1:12:53]
The group discusses the character Dino Lord and how they should have gave him a cool name like that. They also discuss the Sonic movie and how they made Donut Lord a thing.
Adrenaline and Mutual [1:13:11]
The group discusses the adrenaline and how it wore off and they realized they weren't right for each other. They also discuss the fact that it was mutual and that they were mutually unhappy.
Sexist Ass and Blue is Alive [1:14:22]
The group discusses the character who is called a "sexist ass" and the fact that Blue is alive. They also discuss the charter flight leaving tomorrow morning and how they are on the manifest.
Stars at Night and Memory Lane [1:14:58]
The group discusses the fact that they can see the stars at night and how they are going down memory lane. They also discuss the fact that they are little babies.
Beta and Turbulence [1:15:18]
The group discusses the fact that she was the beta and the turbulence that they are experiencing. They also discuss the fact that their cousin has a drone bigger than this.
Systems Analyst and Velociraptor [1:15:31]
The group discusses the systems analyst and the fact that he is not compatible. They also discuss the child part Velociraptor.
Bath and Car Wreck [1:16:01]
The group discusses the fact that they don't want a bath and the car wreck that happened. They also discuss the fact that she was dead.
Landing Strip and Clayton [1:16:54]
The group discusses the landing strip and the fact that it is in such a small place. They also discuss the character who looks like a Clayton.
Volcano and Protective Bubble [1:17:15]
The group discusses the volcano and the fact that they want to see one, but they don't want to go to one. They also discuss the protective bubble and whether or not they would float above an active volcano in one.
The Greens and the Song [1:20:02]
The group discusses the greens on the dinosaur and the song that they are sneaking in there. They also discuss the fact that they can't.
No Fun and Cables [1:20:18]
The group discusses the character who is no fun and the fact that he plugs in cables for a living. They also discuss the fact that they have watched four movies so far where the outcome was not great.
Smart Nerd and Species Code [1:20:56]
The group discusses the smart nerd and the species code that they need. They also discuss the fact that they are a fantastic guy.
Your Fault and Poisonous [1:21:49]
The group discusses the fact that it is their fault and the fact that their bites are poisonous. They also discuss the fact that they were slowly being paralyzed as they were trying to run.
Scratch Marks and Camo [1:22:39]
The group discusses the scratch marks and the fact that they just bled out. They also discuss the camo and the snake that was in there.
Hydra and Undefeated [1:23:07]
The group discusses the hydra and the fact that if you cut off its head, it just grows back. They also discuss the fact that nature is undefeated.
Pregnant and Fresh Sign [1:23:33]
The group discusses the possibility that she got pregnant and the fact that they are on fresh sign. They also discuss the fact that it seems like it has been a few years at least.
Bite the Arm and Clayton [1:24:18]
The group discusses the fact that she is just going to bite him and the character Clayton. They also discuss the fact that they hate this [ __ ] so much.
Losing Blood and Bald [1:24:56]
The group discusses the fact that she is losing blood and the fact that he is definitely bald. They also discuss the fact that they knew he was evil.
Protecting Us and Not Now [1:25:36]
The group discusses the fact that they are protecting us and the fact that they said "Not now." They also discuss the fact that they knew he was a bad guy.
Money Time and What's Up Man
The group discusses the fact that it is money time and the character who says "What's up man?" They also discuss the fact that they are going to get tranquilized.
Lava Coming and Ruin My Immersion [1:27:10]
The group discusses the fact that there is lava coming and the fact that they are going to ruin their immersion. They also discuss the fact that they are going to get it if it has any DNA at all.