TLDR;
Ray Jessel, an 84-year-old performer, captivates the audience and judges with his original song "She's Got a Penis." The song's humorous and unexpected lyrics surprise and amuse the judges, leading to enthusiastic praise and a standing ovation. Jessel's wit and charm shine through, proving that age is no barrier to humor and creativity.
- Ray Jessel, 84, performs an original song.
- The song, titled "She's Got a Penis," features humorous and unexpected lyrics.
- The performance receives enthusiastic praise from the judges.
- Jessel's wit and charm impress the audience.
Introduction [0:00]
The video begins with Ray Jessel, an 84-year-old man, preparing to perform for the judges. He confirms that the microphone is working and shares his age. Jessel expresses his excitement, noting that this is his first time performing before judges. He announces that he will be singing a song he wrote.
The Performance [0:51]
Ray Jessel begins his performance. The song starts as a seemingly typical love song, describing a girl he adores and her many attractive qualities. However, the song takes a humorous turn when he reveals the catch: "She's got a penis." The lyrics continue to detail her other appealing traits, contrasting them with the unexpected revelation. Jessel sings about struggling with this discovery, humorously lamenting that "hers is bigger than mine." The song concludes with Jessel spelling out "P-E-N-I-S."
Judges' Reaction [3:20]
The judges are taken by surprise and amused by the song. One judge asks if the song is based on a real experience, to which Jessel jokingly replies that it happened to a friend. The judges express their admiration for Jessel's humor and originality. One judge admits that he was initially skeptical but was won over by the song's clever lyrics. He praises Jessel for defying stereotypes about older people losing their sense of humor. Mel B calls Jessel a "naughty funny dirty old man." Howie expresses his love for Jessel's wit and personality, saying he can't get enough of him. The audience gives Jessel a standing ovation.
