TLDR;
In "Random's Random Show! - A Variety Of Lessons To Learn!", Perodua Alza steps in as the host due to Random's illness and organizes a teaching course with Crash, Blaze, Aruz, and Princess Peach as teachers. The students, Dora and Yoshi, rate each lesson. Aruz teaches English grammar, Crash gives life advice that turns into a commercial for his massaging chairs, Blaze is disqualified for teaching quantum physics to kids, and Princess Peach wins by teaching about desserts and offering cake.
- Aruz teaches English grammar effectively.
- Crash's lesson becomes a commercial.
- Blaze is disqualified for teaching quantum physics.
- Princess Peach wins by teaching about desserts.
Intro [0:00]
Perodua Alza is hosting "Random's Random Teaching Course" because Random is sick. Alza expresses hope for Random's recovery and asks the participants if they are ready for the course. Crash, Blaze, Princess Peach, and Perodua Aruz express their enthusiasm to teach. Dora and Yoshi are introduced as the students who will judge the teachers. Alza hopes to impress Random and BreadButter with her hosting skills.
Aruz's English Lesson [0:35]
Aruz starts the lesson by greeting the students and stating that he will be teaching English, specifically the usage of grammar. He focuses on building proper sentences and asks for the students' attention. Aruz explains the usages of past tenses, describing them as already-happened events, and provides examples on the whiteboard. Dora and Yoshi express their understanding of the lesson. Aruz concludes the lesson and thanks them for their cooperation.
Ratings for Aruz [1:06]
Alza praises Aruz for his performance. Dora and Yoshi rate Aruz's English lesson with an 8 each, totaling 16 points. They find the lesson simple and amazing. Alza notes that Aruz is effortlessly succeeding in the course.
Crash's Life Skills Lesson [1:17]
Crash begins his lesson by stating he will teach skills for living a comfortable life. He advises against buying SereneSmooth massaging chairs from the Mario Bros, calling them overpriced. Instead, he promotes CrashBash massaging chairs. Knuckles interrupts, reminding Crash not to advertise the product yet. Crash continues to explain the benefits of CrashBash, including relaxation, health, and a 7-year warranty, along with free merch and a chance to win RM100K. Dora and Yoshi give positive feedback.
Ratings for Crash and an Unexpected Punch [3:00]
Alza critiques Crash's lesson as a live commercial. Dora and Yoshi rate Crash's performance with a 7 each, totaling 14 points, due to the lack of lesson details. Knuckles accidentally makes Alza punch Crash. Alza apologizes for the incident, stating Crash deserved it for promoting his massaging chairs.
Blaze's Quantum Physics Lesson and Disqualification [3:24]
Blaze starts his lesson by teaching quantum physics. He explains the terms in full detail, but Dora and Yoshi are unable to understand. Alza disqualifies Blaze for teaching quantum physics to kids. Blaze apologizes for the misunderstanding.
Princess Peach's Dessert Lesson and Victory [4:07]
Princess Peach decides to chill and talk about making desserts. She shares her love for bakery and gives Dora and Yoshi tips on how to bake desserts, specifically an ice cream cake. Peach provides extra slices of the cake. Dora and Yoshi enjoy the cake and give Peach a 10 each, totaling 20 points. Alza is surprised by the high score. Peach wins the teaching course and claims the prize money to buy cake ingredients.
Conclusion [4:57]
Alza concludes the episode, acknowledging her good hosting performance. She pulls Dora and Yoshi into his car body to take them home. The board behind Dora and Yoshi's desk is revealed, showing " ̶R̶a̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ 's Alza Random Skool!" and "(cuz' it's kool)". The outro celebrates Happy Teacher's Day with the song "Rogues Gallery (Mirage Saloon Act 2 - Sonic Mania)".