TLDR;
The video features a live commentary and reaction to the Jurassic Park trilogy, focusing on the second and third movies. The commentators share their thoughts, jokes, and critiques about the plot, characters, and special effects, while also discussing behind-the-scenes trivia and comparing the films. They also promote their social media, webcomic and membership.
- The commentators discuss the plot, characters, and special effects of the Jurassic Park movies.
- They share jokes, behind-the-scenes trivia, and personal anecdotes related to the films.
- They compare the movies and express their opinions on which ones they enjoyed more.
- They promote their social media channels, webcomic, and membership program.
Intro [0:00]
The video starts with an introduction to the live stream where the hosts are watching and commenting on the Jurassic Park movies. They mention their Twitch channel and encourage viewers to join live in the future. The hosts introduce themselves as Ruff, Sean, and Greek.
Jurassic Park [0:30]
The commentators watch the opening scene of Jurassic Park, reacting to the visuals and action. They joke about the unstable appearance of forklifts and imagine interacting with the dinosaurs. They discuss the fate of the character who gets eaten by the raptor and question the practicality of wearing a suit in the forest. The group also discuss the mosquito in Amber and how it was a different breed back then.
Jurassic Park Plot [2:39]
The group watches the scene where the insurance company advises dealing with the situation and wanting Aaron Grant. They discuss the mosquito in Amber and how it was a different breed back then. The commentators react to Dr. Grant's description of the raptors, imagining the horror of being attacked by them. They joke about the kid's haircut and basic appearance. The group also discuss the scene where Mr. Hammond invites Dr. Satler and Dr. Grant to visit the park.
Newman [6:49]
The commentators discuss the deal offered to the scientists and mention David Atenburgh's brother, John. They joke about Newman from Seinfeld and discuss TV shows they didn't watch. The group also react to the scene where Dodson meets with Nedry to exchange money for embryos. They comment on Hammond's mistake and the beautiful vista scene. The group also discuss the helicopter landing at Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park Jeeps [9:45]
The commentators express their desire for Jurassic Park jeeps and toddler versions. They promote their merch with a discount code. The group also react to the scene where Hammond shuts down the power and talks about accepting apologies. They discuss billionaires and investors. The group also react to the scene where the dinosaurs are first revealed.
Jurassic Park Dinosaurs [10:34]
The commentators react to the Brachiosaur scene, expressing their excitement and imagining petting the dinosaurs. They discuss the possibility of bringing back dinosaurs in real life, starting with the planteaters. The group also react to the scene where the dinosaurs are being born. They comment on the kid's description of the raptors and the fact that all the animals in Jurassic Park are female.
Life Finds a Way [16:22]
The commentators react to the scene where Dr. Malcolm says "life finds a way." They joke about the cow being fed to the raptors and discuss whether they would watch it eat. The group also react to the scene where the fences are tested for weaknesses. They comment on the river cruise attraction and the meal served. The group also react to the scene where Dr. Malcolm criticizes Hammond's genetic power.
Jurassic Park Kids [20:06]
The commentators react to the scene where Hammond brings his grandchildren to the island. They comment on the interactive CD ROM and the kid reading Dr. Grant's book. The group also react to the scene where Samuel L. Jackson warns about the tropical storm. They comment on the self-driving cars and the electrical god king. The group also react to the scene where the Dilophosaurus spits venom at Nedry.
Jurassic Park T-Rex [22:34]
The commentators react to the scene where the T-Rex paddock is approached. They question the height of the wall and imagine the dinosaurs scheming. The group also react to the scene where Dr. Grant explains the dinosaurs' behavior. They comment on the fact that all the dinosaurs are females and the possibility of parthenogenesis. The group also react to the scene where the T-Rex attacks the tour vehicles.
Jurassic Park T-Rex Attack [24:15]
The commentators react to the T-Rex attack on the tour vehicles. They discuss what they would do in that situation and criticize the characters' actions. The group also react to the scene where the kids are in the car and the T-Rex is trying to get them. They comment on the Ford Expedition's durability. The group also react to the scene where the kids are climbing the tree to escape the T-Rex.
Jurassic Park Tourniquet [43:02]
The commentators react to the scene where the kids are in the tree and the T-Rex is trying to get them. They comment on the Ford Expedition's headlights still being on. The group also react to the scene where Dr. Grant puts a tourniquet on the lawyer's leg. They comment on the T-Rex's return and the characters running away. The group also react to the scene where the Brachiosauruses are singing.
Jurassic Park DNA [44:39]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are walking with the Brachiosauruses. They joke about the dinosaurs being racist and the kid being a menace. The group also react to the scene where Dr. Grant tells the kids about the dinosaurs. They comment on the merch and Hammond's desire to show something real. The group also react to the scene where the raptors are reproducing on their own.
Jurassic Park Shutdown [47:50]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are trying to shut down the system. They comment on Malcolm's winning streak and the wetness of his balls. The group also react to the scene where Arnold shuts down the system. They comment on the lights not coming back on and the need for the emergency bunker. The group also react to the scene where the raptors are attacking the characters.
Jurassic Park Pirates of the Caribbean [49:40]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are in the control room and the power is out. They joke about Pirates of the Caribbean and the fact that it was a ride before it was a movie. The group also react to the scene where the raptors are attacking the characters in the kitchen. They comment on the fact that it's during the day and the power of the dinosaurs. The group also react to the scene where Ellie is trying to turn the power back on.
Jurassic Park Electric Fence [51:51]
The commentators react to the scene where Ellie is trying to turn the power back on. They comment on the electric fence and their experiences with electric shocks. The group also react to the scene where Tim gets shocked by the electric fence. They comment on Tim's survival and the return of the power. The group also react to the scene where Arnold is killed by the raptors.
Jurassic Park Tim [53:44]
The commentators react to the scene where the raptors are in the control room. They comment on Samuel L. Jackson's death and the characters trying to escape. The group also react to the scene where Tim is helping Ellie. They comment on Tim's bravery and the dinosaurs' behavior. The group also react to the scene where the characters are in the kitchen and the raptors are trying to get in.
Jurassic Park Kitchen [56:30]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are in the kitchen and the raptors are trying to get in. They comment on the person holding the thing in the back. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to escape the kitchen. They comment on Tim's skills and the sister's help. The group also react to the scene where Ellie is trying to lock the doors.
Jurassic Park Hacker [59:12]
The commentators react to the scene where Ellie is trying to lock the doors. They comment on her hacking skills and the slow computer. The group also react to the scene where the characters are escaping the control room. They comment on Samuel L. Jackson's death and the children being alive. The group also react to the scene where the characters are climbing down the dinosaur skeleton.
Jurassic Park T-Rex Saves the Day [1:00:30]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are climbing down the dinosaur skeleton. They comment on Tim's beating and the gratitude. The group also react to the scene where the T-Rex saves the day. They comment on the T-Rex being the true hero and the banner falling. The group also react to the ending of the movie.
Jurassic Park Allegory [1:02:30]
The commentators discuss the ending of Jurassic Park and the allegory to Epstein. They mention the common trope of characters disliking kids but eventually warming up to them. The group also speculate on the continuation of the story and the dropped DNA. They mention the book and its scariness. The group also transition to watching Jurassic Park 2.
Jurassic Park 2 [1:04:02]
The commentators introduce Jurassic Park 2 and express their expectations. They discuss the title and the dinosaur cloud. The group also react to the opening scene of Jurassic Park 2. They comment on the rich turd and the rough ocean. The group also react to the scene where the little girl is attacked by the Compsognathus.
Jurassic Park 2 Malcolm [1:07:29]
The commentators react to the scene where Malcolm is approached by Hammond. They comment on the lawyer speak and the cost of the suit. The group also react to the scene where Hammond explains Site B. They comment on the British family and the girl being injured. The group also react to the scene where Hammond asks Malcolm to go to the island.
Jurassic Park 2 Sarah [1:09:17]
The commentators react to the scene where Hammond reveals that Sarah is already on the island. They comment on the music and the fact that Malcolm didn't contact Sarah. The group also react to the scene where Malcolm meets Vince Vaughn. They comment on the moms just leaving without telling. The group also react to the scene where the daughter sneaks on board.
Jurassic Park 2 Five Deaths [1:11:28]
The commentators react to the scene where the daughter sneaks on board. They comment on the map and the five deaths. The group also react to the scene where Malcolm is on the boat. They comment on his plan and the mom dumping her and then going to Paris. The group also react to the scene where the characters arrive on the island.
Jurassic Park 2 Stegosaurus [1:12:30]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters arrive on the island. They comment on the Mercedes and the GPS. The group also react to the scene where the characters see the Stegosaurus. They comment on the plates on the back and the photographs. The group also react to the scene where Malcolm finds Sarah.
Jurassic Park 2 Violence and Technology [1:15:56]
The commentators react to the scene where Malcolm and Sarah are together. They comment on the ecosystem and the herbivores eating the lysine rich stuff. The group also react to the scene where the Stegosaurus attacks Sarah. They comment on the violence and technology. The group also react to the scene where the daughter is in the trailer.
Jurassic Park 2 Bald [1:18:20]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are in the trailer. They comment on the bald guy being evil and the movie rules. The group also react to the scene where the characters are driving through the island. They comment on the carcasses and the Tarzan vibes. The group also react to the scene where the characters arrive at the facility.
Jurassic Park 2 Free My Mans [1:20:23]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters arrive at the facility. They comment on the concept of the movie and the live stream interruption. The group also react to the scene where the characters are running from the dinosaurs. They comment on the water dinos and the pet baby Rex. The group also react to the scene where the characters are in the trailer and the dinosaurs are attacking.
Jurassic Park 2 Mom [1:22:06]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are in the trailer and the dinosaurs are attacking. They comment on the mom realizing the danger and the promise. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to stay still. They comment on the trees doing that and the mommy's here. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to keep the dinosaurs out.
Jurassic Park 2 Lucky Pack [1:25:06]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are trying to keep the dinosaurs out. They comment on the lucky pack and the mating call. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to secure the trailer. They comment on the wet rotten tree and the rope. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to get the trailer out of the mud.
Jurassic Park 2 Mercedes [1:27:50]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are trying to get the trailer out of the mud. They comment on the Mercedes and the bald guy. The group also react to the scene where the bald guy is killed by the dinosaurs. They comment on the tire flying up and the characters being saved. The group also react to the scene where the characters are discussing the predators.
Jurassic Park 2 Walking Buffet [1:30:10]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are discussing the predators. They comment on the walking buffet and the hunter guy. The group also react to the scene where the characters are walking through the forest. They comment on the blood and the tracker. The group also react to the scene where the hunter guy goes to the bathroom.
Jurassic Park 2 Scavengers [1:32:37]
The commentators react to the scene where the hunter guy goes to the bathroom. They comment on the survival 101 and the scavengers. The group also react to the scene where the hunter guy is killed by the Compsognathus. They comment on the death and the characters getting out of there. The group also react to the scene where the characters are in the trailer and the ground is shaking.
Jurassic Park 2 Jaws [1:35:11]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are in the trailer and the ground is shaking. They comment on the baby's blood and the crackle. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to stay quiet. They comment on the Jaws vibes and the rigged gun. The group also react to the scene where the characters are attacked by the snake.
Jurassic Park 2 Snake [1:36:57]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are attacked by the snake. They comment on the raptors and the T-Rex. The group also react to the scene where the characters are running from the T-Rex. They comment on the Blockbuster and the action. The group also react to the scene where the characters are trying to get the baby T-Rex back.
Jurassic Park 2 Baby T-Rex [1:40:12]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are trying to get the baby T-Rex back. They comment on the budget difference and the animal control. The group also react to the scene where the characters are reunited with the baby T-Rex. They comment on the papa's here now and the child learning. The group also react to the scene where the characters are on the boat.
Jurassic Park 2 San Diego [1:42:53]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are on the boat. They comment on the daughter not being knocked out and the happy family. The group also react to the scene where the T-Rex is loose in San Diego. They comment on the water source and the kid. The group also react to the scene where the T-Rex is in the Blockbuster.
Jurassic Park 2 The End [1:46:03]
The commentators react to the scene where the T-Rex is in the Blockbuster. They comment on the action and the budget. The group also react to the scene where the characters are reunited with the baby T-Rex. They comment on the papa's so proud and the characters being tired. The group also react to the ending of the movie.
Jurassic Park 3 Intro [1:49:28]
The commentators transition to Jurassic Park 3 and discuss the length of the movie. They express their opinions on the second movie and the terrorizing in the city. The group also discuss the bucket hats and the same island. The group also react to the opening scene of Jurassic Park 3.
Jurassic Park 3 Parasailing [1:51:11]
The commentators react to the opening scene of Jurassic Park 3. They comment on the parasailing and the restricted island. The group also react to the scene where the characters are on the plane. They comment on the alpha male and the restricted airspace. The group also react to the scene where the characters are kidnapped.
Jurassic Park 3 Kidnapped [1:53:31]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are kidnapped. They comment on the church group and the family members. The group also react to the scene where the plane crashes. They comment on the stranded characters and the stakes. The group also react to the scene where the characters are shouting into a megaphone.
Jurassic Park 3 Spinosaurus [1:57:10]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are shouting into a megaphone. They comment on the different looking dino and the long snout. The group also react to the scene where the Spinosaurus attacks the plane. They comment on the characters being stranded and the movie being cocking. The group also react to the scene where the Spinosaurus attacks the characters.
Jurassic Park 3 The Book [2:01:12]
The commentators react to the scene where the Spinosaurus attacks the characters. They comment on the characters being stranded and the movie being infinitely better than the second one. The group also react to the scene where the characters meet Eric. They comment on the book and the two islands. The group also react to the scene where the characters are walking through the forest.
Jurassic Park 3 The Phone [2:04:30]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are walking through the forest. They comment on the satellite phone and the Kirby paint. The group also react to the scene where the characters are attacked by the raptors. They comment on the eggs and the satellite phone. The group also react to the scene where the characters are running from the Spinosaurus.
Jurassic Park 3 Billy [2:08:18]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are running from the Spinosaurus. They comment on the building and the pterodactyls. The group also react to the scene where the characters are on the bridge. They comment on the music and the pterodactyls. The group also react to the scene where Billy saves the kid.
Jurassic Park 3 Billy Bird Seed [2:13:34]
The commentators react to the scene where Billy saves the kid. They comment on the pterodactyls and the water. The group also react to the scene where Billy is attacked by the pterodactyls. They comment on Billy's death and the characters being in the [ __ ]. The group also react to the scene where the characters are on the boat.
Jurassic Park 3 Charlie [2:17:08]
The commentators react to the scene where the characters are on the boat. They comment on the door being unlocked and the thermostat. The group also react to the scene where the characters are attacked by the Spinosaurus. They comment on the river and the blonde lady. The group also react to the scene where the characters are rescued.
Jurassic Park 3 The End [2:23:59]
The commentators react to the ending of Jurassic Park 3. They comment on the characters being rescued and the pterodactyls. The group also discuss the movie and their opinions on it. They promote their social media channels, webcomic, and membership program. The group also say goodbye and end the video.